srryimperf:

yea sure jesus can walk on water but can he swim on land?

(via awkwardvagina)

illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

(Source: illkim, via alexpaintedjack)

eyeballfarts:

compliment a girl on something other than her looks

(via starberryrixx)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(Source: hayleu, via putuporshuttup)

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